I have a soft spot for fun yet unproductive code and it occured to me that I didn't yet place an easter egg on my website. Then I found egg.js. It allows you to make easter eggs on your website similar to something vogue did (go there and type the Konami code for a giggle).
If you know what easter eggs are, you know what to do with the following table:
Hint, there is one code that is not on the table. Stay sassy internet.